If you're not born into a very specific blood line or marry into one, buying a bathrobe is the closest thing you can do to feel like royalty. Whether it's stepping out of a hot shower or cozying up on the couch in front of the latest episode of The Crown, a bathrobe takes it to the next level. Sure, you may not have any subjects to lord over (aside from your cat). But that doesn't mean you don't deserve something nice. The way we see it, a bathrobe is self care. The market for this most plush of home garb is fraught with options. So we decided to distill it down to the only ones worth considering. Here they are, your majesty.

Schiesser Towelling Bath Robe

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Best Overall Bathrobe

Schiesser's been around since 1875, so they know a few things about making a quality garment. Its Towelling Bath Robe is made with an all-cotton French terry material that's plush, breathable and absorbent. The fit is generous and easy to slip on, but unlike many hooded options, features a hood that's not too floppy.

Price: $115

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Offhours Homecoat

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Best Upgrade Bathrobe

Another way to look at a robe is to see it as a blanket cut into the shape of a human body. That's exactly what Offhours' Homecoat is: Your comfiest duvet, swaddling you in thick, quilted warmth.

Price: $295

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David Archy Soft Fleece Plush Robe

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Best Affordable Bathrobe

David Archy's luscious robe is an Amazon best-seller for a reason. The polyester velveteen fleece is more plush than any baby sheep could ever hope to be and it comes with all the trappings you'd expect of a good bathrobe — roomy pockets, a belt and even a hood.

Price: $53

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L.L. Bean Scotch Plaid Flannel Robe

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Is it any surprise that one of our favorite flannel shirts also makes for a great robe? Real-deal registered tartan patterns rendered in brushed all-cotton flannel and a classic belted shawl collar design make this a great year-round pick.

Price: $70

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Parachute Waffle Robe

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Going to the spa might not be an option for a while, but you can bring it home with you. Parachute's Waffle Robe is made with super soft long-staple Turkish cotton, woven into a plush waffle knit that's just like the one from the luxury spa you go to to for a birthday treat.

Price: $119

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Ugg Robinson Robe

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The undisputed champion of cozy is an obvious contender in the bathrobe category. Its Robinson Robe features a double-knit fabric with a silky smooth fabric on the outside and a plush high-pile polyester fleece on the inside because, remember, it's all about you.

Price: $145

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Coyuchi Cloud Loom Robe

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One of the softest robes on this list is also one of the most earth-friendly. Coyuchi's Cloud Loom Robe uses 100 percent organic cotton, spun using an Aersopin process which produces a fluffy an absorbent fabric that's a perfect replacement for your bath towel.

Price: $148

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Brooklinen Linen Robe

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For those of us who live in milder climates, a fluffy fleece robe is nothing more than a nice thought. Brooklinen's breathable linen robe is made in Portugal using premium Belgian and French flax that gets softer with age, just like the heirloom linens passed down from your grandfolks.

Price: $148

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Reigning Champ Midweight Terry Robe

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Made using an all-cotton French terry cloth fabric, Reigning Champ's decadent robe is a perfect post-bath fit, complete with a hood. Think of it like if your favorite hoodie had a growth spurt. Coincidentally, Reigning Champ also makes one of the best hoodies.

Price: $160

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Zimmerli Piped Silk Robe

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If you truly want to feel like royalty, a silk robe is what you need. Zimmerli's mastered luxury lounging and its Piped Silk Robe is peak. It's made of 100 percent silk. features a shawl collar (the sexiest of collars), a belt and three pockets.

Price: $433

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