The best bottle opener is the one closest to you. Unless, of course, it doesn’t actually work, in which case you’d be better off with one of the dependable, pocket-friendly options below — Bic lighter not included.
Bar Blade by DropCatch $8
Sizzler Bottle Opener by Nippon Riki Kogyo $10
Loop Bottle Opener by Field $30
The Hidebound by Machine Era Co. $25
Ripple Bottle Opener by Cragihill $44
Stainless Steel Bottle Opener by Sempli $45
Titanium Key Ring by Grovemade $79
Crown Bottle Opener by Fort Standard $85