Did Patagonia Accidentally Design the Best All-Weather Adventure Pants of the Year?

Borrowing tech from board shorts and wetsuits, these formidable, weatherproof bottoms could be a sneaky outdoor-ready pickup.

Black Patagonia pants with an elastic waistband and an adjustable buckle strap. The pants feature a zippered pocket on the side and the Patagonia logo printed near the pocket. The fabric appears smooth and slightly matte.Patagonia

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If you’re familiar with Patagonia, it’s likely because it’s one of the largest outdoor gear brands in the world (no big deal). Obviously, that means the brand has some fan-favorite hits, like its recently revised Nano Puff jacket and its Retro-X Fleece.

However, those classics can sometimes overshadow the brand’s more novel gear. That’s a shame, because some of it has the potential to be among the brand’s best releases.

Such is the case with the Patagonia Hydropeak Stretch Thermal Pants. Launched without much fanfare, these could be a dark-horse pick for the best adventure bottoms of the year.

Black Patagonia pants with an elastic waistband and an adjustable buckle belt. The pants feature a zippered cargo pocket on the left thigh with the Patagonia logo printed on it. The design includes side pockets and visible seam detailing along the legs.
The pants’ simple, minimalist exterior hides some pretty cool tech.
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Surf and safari

Interestingly, the brand has positioned these pants as pre- and post-surf bottoms. Considering their material and technological origins, that makes a lot of sense.

The exterior, for instance, is made from 100-percent recycled polyester stretchy board shorts fabric. That means it’s windproof, sheds water and dries fast. It also means it’s plenty durable.

Close-up of a black Patagonia garment pocket with a horizontal zipper and the Patagonia logo printed in white, along with the text "Equipment for Whole People." The pocket has two small black rivets at the bottom corners.
One of the stylistic highlights is the old-school Patagonia logo on the cargo pocket.
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That exterior is combined with an interior lining borrowed from wetsuits. Like the outside, it’s also quick-drying, but it has the added benefit of trapping warmth.

So it makes sense that Patagonia would see these as dawn patrol, beach day pants. However, that might be underselling them. These same properties suggest a much wider range of utility.

Black straight-leg pants with a side cargo pocket on the right thigh, worn with black sandals and a long-sleeve brown top.
The pants’ exterior boasts a bit of stretch for additional comfort and a greater range of motion.
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Everybody pants now!

These pants have some other handy utilitarian features along with their novel material construction. For instance, the two pockets are mesh and self-draining — again, good for beachside purposes.

They also have a zippered cargo pocket on one side, which is probably more ideal for any of your EDC gear you don’t want at risk of falling out, like your wallet or phone.

Furthermore, an integrated belt offers both comfort and easy adjustment, so you don’t have to worry about dropping your drawers by mistake.

Dark brown straight-leg pants with a relaxed fit, shown from the back. The pants have a side pocket on the right leg and are paired with black sandals. The person wearing them is also wearing a long-sleeve brown top.
The pants also have a quick-drying insulated liner borrowed from Patagonia’s wetsuits.
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But here’s the thing: combining the stretchy, durable exterior, warm, quick-drying liner, and array of pockets … these could be some seriously capable, comfortable, stylish adventure pants.

You need not wear them strictly on cooler beach-going days. You could wear them camping — especially on those cooler, dewy spring mornings — or even don them for hikes where you might need to cross some streams.

The point is: these aren’t just for surfers. They’re perfect for adventurers of all sorts. They might sneakily be one of the brand’s best new releases in years.

Close-up of a person wearing black pants with an integrated black adjustable belt and elastic waistband. The person's left hand is in the left pocket, and the right hand is relaxed by their side. The background is a solid muted purple color.
The integrated waistband is comfortable and easy to adjust.
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Available now

Patagonia’s Hydropeak Stretch Thermal Pants are now available on the brand’s site for $149 per pair.

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