To be perfectly frank, life is way too short to use shitty towels, and I for one will no longer put up with the thin garbage that would hardly wrap around a light pole, much less a person. Enter Brooklinen’s righteously enormous terry weave towels. Long-staple cotton makes these towels durable and long-lasting, but not at all rough or irritating on the skin. The Super-Plush Complete Towel Set comes with two bath sheets (think a typical bath towel, but more like an adult-sized swaddle), two bath towels, two hand towels, two washcloths and a bath mat.
These Towels Are Big and Cozy Enough to Replace Your Throw Blanket
Those happy with a towel that does more water pushing than water absorbing, requires stretching to fit around your waste and feels like sandpaper need not apply.

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