When new versions of cars like the BMW 7 Series come out, I immediately get all excited about them. Not only do they fall right in line with the kind of cars that I lose my bananas over (and end up owning).
But I’m unabashedly a fan of big, flagship luxury sedans. While I’m a self-professed diehard Mercedes-Benz fan, I’m also equal parts a yuge BMW fan.
So, when the Bavarian automaker announced its refreshed 7 Series, I had to show up to the reveal to check it out.
I like big (German) boats and I cannot lie

As a car enthusiast, I’m a bit unconventional. Most typical enthusiasts like things that are lightweight, fast and look like they’ll make skirts fly up and jaws drop as you drive past.
So, typical car people look at my appreciation for vehicles like the 7 Series as a bit, well, awkward. But why large, fancy executive sedans meant for well to-do salespeople, lawyers and big wigs give me what James May calls “the fizz,” comes down to several reasons.












